I thought I might share one that I thought was pretty funny.
Guy: "Hey baby. I want to love you like a snow storm."
Girl: "And just how are you going to do that?"
Guy: "Well...I'm going to give you 8 to 10 inches and make it to where you can't leave your house for 2 to 3 days."
P.J. then said that it would work if you replaced snow storm with huricane but my sister shot him down by saying:
"Yea...But usually a huricane makes it to where you can't leave your house for at least a week and I just don't think that you would have that in you."